No but Percy Jackson literally did interrupt his own funeral
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
when u want to complain about something but u literally cannot talk to anyone about said thing
i cant stand those dad jokes
does that mean im not meant to be a father
ok so someone was supposed to reply with
"its nice to meet you ‘not meant to be a father’."
but none of you did and i am disappointed
hi disappointed, I’m dad
"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye